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Even Ronald McDonald could not hold back from dishing out a beatdown as Let's Get Weird smacked around Big Sticks 16-4

New York, NY – Last game was weird, an ESPN.com Sportnation poll revealed that 49 states unanimously agreed that last week’s game was the Weirdest. The only state that didn’t go with the crowd, Florida. Due to super weirdo Tom Cruise’s proclamation that 크레이그 비숍 or Craig Bishop is in fact Scientology leader Xenu, the city of Clearwater voted tirelessly to have Florida vote for the famous Brother Bishop’s Breakdown, where 크레이그 비숍 spiked a live ball on home plate after a questionable call and was later ejected, the true definition of weird to those in Clearwater.

With all the controversy surrounding last weeks debacle, and the league giving a Bud Selig like response to the issue, vague and unhelpful, Let’s Get Weird figured they would never see “David” on the diamond again, oh how wrong they were. About 10 minutes before game time, there was commotion in the ballpark, as if Michael Vick had gotten loose in a dog park full of innocent puppies, and what was the cause? Public enemy #1 in the LGW universe stepped onto the field. Let’s Get Weird had to be prepared for the ultimate weirdness. The solution was clear, make “David” a non-factor and just play solid softball.

With leadoff hitter Jay Levine a late scratch, and 2nd batter, Greg Lazaroff still on the DL, Manager Brad Rosenthal decided to let America’s newest pop star Josh Knapp lead off due to the karma around Knapp’s latest single, How Do You Sleep At Night? which has skyrocketed to the top of the charts. Tensions were high as Knapp walked up to bat in the bottom of the first to his hit single and pointed directly at “David” with his bat causing all the Weird faithful to erupt into a “David Sucks” chant.

Whatever Knapp was trying to accomplish worked, as he lead what we be called an old fashioned beat down to Big Sticks. Every Let’s Get Weird player reached base safely as Let’s Get Weird put up 16 runs off of 20 hits leading to a 16-4 victory mercy rule. Off season acquisition, Jon Ginsburg, rumored to be a switch hitter finally stepped into the batter box on the right side with the bases juiced in the 6th inning. The crowd rose to its feet knowing that history was about to be made as Ginsburg crushed a 1-0 slider deep to left leading to a bases clearing triple, and eventually scoring the game winning run.

Spirits were high and many enthusiastic high fives were given as Let’s Get Weird bounced back with a huge victory and rolls into next weeks battle against Down Goes Frasier still in the playoff picture at 4-3-1. Select tickets are still available to the newly opened, ALF: What A Weird Guy Lounge, section in the upper right field deck. Manger Brad Rosenthal said after the game that outfielder Greg Lazaroff’s rehab has been considered ahead of schedule and should be coming off the 15 day DL to resume his duties in center field next week.

Lazaroff Beer Controversy Shirt Available to Alcoholics Only…

With all the attention brought to the scandal that happened at the Ship Of Fools regarding outfielder Greg Lazaroff and the floating beer, LGW officials had no choice but to address the situation by having a little fun with Mr. Lazaroff. Now available for a special $3 (Price of one beer at Ship of Fools), a parody t-shirt to create some laughter about the incident and hope that it helps Lazaroff’s hamstring recovery because he is missed dearly, on the field and in the clubhouse.

There are two sides to every story? Who do you believe?

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Even the rain did not stop the Weird from occuring at the 2009 Let's Get Weirdfest

New York City – Not everyone can handle the Let’s Get Weirdfest. As a precautionary measure, the New York Times and MAD Magazine both print up special guides and maps to the Weirdfest so that people can safely navigate themselves through the Weirdness. People come from as far as the United Republic of Tanzania to get the rare opportunity to get this Weird. Never has the actual Weirdfest played a role in the outcome of a game. There was suspicion last year, when Double Down pitcher Danny Almonte, was verbally taunting 3rd baseman Jay Levine calling him cute throughout the game from the pitchers mound. It was only a matter of time until Weirdfest spilled over into the game and the result, uber:weirdness.

Manager Brad “Skip” Rosenthal could tell right from the start that this was gonna be a Weird game. After the managers meeting with the umpire, “David”, Rosenthal was confused as to some of the field rules made up by “David”. Immediately, Let’s Get Weird fans and players noticed a couple “weird” action by the umpire. During warmups between innings, recently activated catcher Dave Pratter told other players that he heard “David” repeatedly mumbling, what he thought was a quote by little Jenny from Forrest Gump, “Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here. Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.”

Let’s Get Weird, being very familiar with Weirdness wasn’t concerned, perhaps he was having a “weird day”. After a series of bad calls for both sides, Let’s Get Weird began to get suspicious of the umpire. In a written letter to the league, the breaking point came at the end of seven innings, which Manager Brad Rosenthal scripted in a letter to YSA League Officials regarding the issue:

“The game was tied after 7 innings. At this time the Ump
told us the game was over and ends in a tie. When both teams argued that
we go into extra innings he said “the league lets you finish it at some
other time”. After cursing at us, one of my players asked nicely if we
could continue and he let us play the 8th inning.”

Rumors began to circulate that the umpire had been seen at Let’s Get Weirdfest earlier in the day and he had taken a trip into the infamous “House of Weird”, which has been linked to triggering dramatic, sometimes disturbing changes in personality. Such people involded in this conspiracy theory, Dennis Rodman, Mel Gibson and former LGW Star/South Korea citizen, 크레이그 비숍 formerly know as Bishop.

Rosenthal’s letter goes on to explain that the weirdness continued:

“Both teams scored one run each in the 8th, so after the 8th ended it was still tied.
At this time the umpire said “ok that’s it” and called the game and walked off the
field leaving both teams standing there wondering why we couldn’t finish.
It was not too dark and was not raining. There was no good reason why the
game could and should not have been continued.”

When the annoucement was posted on the jumbotron, a minor riot errupted, and the crowd began to chant, “Let them Play”. “David”, was quickly escorted out of the field due to the incident, before walking out, outfielder Josh Knapp stopped him dead in his tracks and simply asked “how do you sleep at night?”. “David” did not respond, Knapp was later quoted LGW after party, “he looked lost… like there was nothing there… no soul behind those eyes”.

Let’s Get Weird umm ties?…. but remains in heat of the playoff race at 3-3-1. Let’s Get Weird continues its fight for the playoffs against Big Sticks next Monday, June 22nd, 7pm at the Great Lawn at Central Park. Be sure to arrive early to receive a complimentary Let’s Get Weird slap bracelet & Ronco Showtime Rotisserie Oven™, where you set it and forget it!

Captain Kagan Spring Training Batting Practice Jersey Now Available!

Kids, now you can dress like the Cap! Let’s Get Weird is proud to add the official warmup attire of Shortstop & Captain Dave Kagan to its line of fierce attire.

The first 100 people who buy the newest Captain Kagan shirt will also receive an advanced signed copy of his newest DVD “Make Your Wildest Dreams Come True, Step 1: Shortstop Fundamentals” due out July 17, 2009.

T-shirt’s are available in: small, medium, and weird.

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Let's Get Weird was in a hard fought battle Tuesday night against the Brew Crew

New York, NY: With all the Weirdness of Let’s Get Weird’s triumphant victory in the home opener, fans were ecstatic to learn that catcher Dave Pratter would be back in the lineup after a successful rehab assignment with minor league affiliate Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs. The announcement of his return could not come at a better time as LGW was hit with a couple of late scratches which included leading All Star vote getter Jon Neuhaus and slugging percentage leader/urination specialist, Josh Knapp.

It was only a year and a half ago when outfielder Brian Glowatz famously said to reporters prior to the exclusive 2008 invite-only LGW Super Bowl Weirdout, “defense wins championships, all day.. all night”. He was right that day, and defense certainly won this game. After a 14-13 slugfest last week, LGW found itself in a defensive battle and it took a solo shot in extra innings to end this war as LGW fell 3 – 2. To add to the heartbreaking defeat, immediately after the game Let’s Get Weird placed CF Greg Lazaroff on the 15-day disabled list, with a sore hamstring.

Let’s Get Weird continues its homestand next Wednesday, June 17th, with a visit from Raised By Wolves II. Ticket stubs for next week can be used as free admission to the 2009 Let’s Get Weirdfest which is set to go on all day and promises to showcase all the usual attractions including the endangered species petting zoo, magic show by Carrot Top, and rap performance by Joaquin Phoenix.

All-Star Ballot Leader BIG JON Practice T-Shirt on Sale

New York, NY: After the YSA announced the first round of the 2009 All Star Ballot results, and newly acquired Let’s Get Weird player Jon Neuhaus was leading the balloting with a league leading .600 batting average, LGW management decided to release their first Jon Neuhaus t-shirt since his off-season acquisition. Buy this t-shirt and the Squatting Saslo for a special $19.99

Let’s Get Weird 14 Squirrels 13

The Let's Get Weird Dance Team was elated to see a 14-13 victory at the home opener.

New York, NY – There are certain days of the year that the LGW disciples always circle on their calendar; Groundhog Day, Weird Al Yankovic’s Birthday, and the Let’s Get Weird home opener. For those of you who have never experienced a LGW home opener, prepare yourself, it is like no other event. Thanks in large part to the 3rd Annual Pre-Game Day Mascot Dance-Off.

Let’s Get Weird got off to a hot start by putting together a series of base hits and getting a huge 2-out triple from 2nd baseman Jon Ginsburg to jump out to an early 7-0 lead. The Squirrels, who entered the game winless got a jolt mid-week when they were alerted star shortstop John Cena was going to be in the lineup in the 3-spot. Cena, fresh off of a rehab stint in the WWE, was returning from a 50-game suspension for testing positive for PEDs back in October. Cena went 2-4 with a homerun that led the Squirrels back in the game.

Late in the game with LGW needed some insurance even after a towering Josh Knapp homerun in the 5th. In the pre-season Captain Dave Kagan said, “he was going lead a team that was going to challenge opponents to make plays”. It really paid off. Seth Cantor, looked like a gazelle while rounding third and sliding into the hard clay surface after a text book relay from the Squirrels to give LGW its very important 14th run.

With LGW up 14-13 with 2 outs in and runners on 2nd & 3rd, Rosenthal caught a rocketed line drive that would have surely scored two, giving the Squirrels their first lead. After the game, Rosenthal credited his off-season training with NHL Goalie Glenn Healy whom he met through a Brian Glowatz’’s Islander Fans Anonymous function back in 1994.

The visiting Squirrels' Dance Team weren't given the warmest welcome in the infamous "LGW Asylum" in section 13 of the upper deck during the home opener

Let’s Get Weird is now in the middle of the standings at 3-2 as they host the Brew Crew on June 9th, at 7:30pm. The first 15 fans with LGW tattoos will receive complimentary a box set of Saved by the Bell dedicated by outfielder/SBTB historian Greg Lazaroff. (Seriously, he knows Zack Morris got a 1502 on his SAT’s).

Squatting Saslo Vintage Shirt is Now Available

New York, NY: D-Day is right around the corner and what better way to celebrate than to buy Let’s Get Weird first player t-shirt of the 2009 campaign, the Squatting Saslo available now for $9.99.

T-shirt’s are available in: small, medium, and weird.

Buy one today and you are automatically entered to be an honorary rodeo clown at the annual Let’s Get Weird Rodeo Night.

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NYC SMOKE may not look like a conventional softball team, but they certainly play like a cohesive unit as they beat LGW 9-3

New York City: With all the news swirling around the media about Let’s Get Weird and Major League IV, all fans were given a treat during ESPN:Ocho’s Monday Night Softball as long time famed LGW supporter Bob Uecker and former outfielder Jay Campbell sat in as guest radio commentators for the matchup.

Unfortunately for them and the rest of the Weird faithful, LGW was beat at the hands of the hippies of NYC Smoke. Coming straight from a political march against “The mowing of grass… it has feelings too” in mid-town Manhattan, NYC Smoke put Let’s Get Weird in their pipes and smoked them 9 – 3. The only highlight of the game was when Uecker dropped one of his classic one liners from Major League at the beginning in the 6th after a half bottle of Jack Daniels… whether he meant to say it or not, is still up for debate:

As a Super Soaker 150 radio ad faded back to the game on ESPN….

Bob Uecker: Hello, Weird fans, welcome back to Major League Softball… sort of. The attendance today is 6. Most of them left after that 7 run inning NYC SMOKE put up…… take over Campbell, I’m in the bag.

As the Josh Knapp catches a routine fly ball…

Jay Campbell: Fly ball… Caught!

It was a dynamite drop-in by Campbell who left the Let’s Get Weird franchise for broadcast school and clearly, its really paid off. Though there have been reports and speculation that Jay Campbell was seen leaving the game with the hippies from NYC SMOKE in their VW bus en route to the Phish tour. Let’s Get Weird officials as well as Campbell’s publicist would not return our calls regarding the issue.

Let’s Get Weird drops to 2 – 2 and heads home for the first time this season against the Squirrels on June 1st. Tickets for the home opener are SOLD OUT, but be sure to tune into WFAN660 & WEEI850 all week for select ticket packages donated by Let’s Get Weird 1st baseman Seth Cantor & shortstop David Kagan. Arrive early to see 7′7 Romanian and long time weirdo, George Muresan, throw out the celebratory first pitch.

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Let's Get Weird has to be proud of themselves by beating first place Redemption with only 9 players

New York City: Amid all the rumors Brad Rosenthal looked good, real good. There had been speculation all week that during LGW’s recent hiatus that Manager/Pitcher Brad Rosenthal had been auditioning for various roles in Major League IV: Are We Back In The Majors Yet? which is not set to bring back the original cast.

After not playing anything but charity softball games to benefit PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Pemstein) since April 30, Let’s Get Weird triumphed to a 13-7 victory with a display that would have awarded them the scratch and sniff star stickers from their first grade teachers. With only 9 men on the active roster against undefeated Redemption, LGW played what Dave Saslowsky, ranked 3rd in all time franchise game appearances (39) called, “one of our most completely played games.”

As always, things got weird. Immediately after the managers meeting, Rosenthal walked to his bag and put on a new set of glasses that featured a skull and cross bones. On his way to the mound Rosenthal was yelling to his infield that he had “been working on some new stuff” and to watch out for the eliminator? He then turned toward home and pointed at catcher Saslowsky and said “Oh yea Sas, if you feel like dancing with the devil, throw down the shocker sign and youll get the humilator bro.”

Rosenthal ended the night with an unfamiliar pitch to tie his career high of 2 strikeouts. During his post game managerial press conference Rosenthal sported a leather vest, tie, and spiky hair. When asked how he felt about the game, Rosenthal responded that, he “felt like a banker” and later stormed off the stage after challenging a reporter from SI.com when asked what that last pitch was about. “I got a new one I’ll show ya…you get a piece of it, I’ll let you name it.

Rosenthal was seen leaving the field on a Harley blasting Wild Thing from a Lasonic TRC-975 that was tied to the back of the bike. A team source would not confirm nor deny if Rosenthal had been wearing his 1993 Nock-A-Mixon Camp Penal League jersey around the clubhouse during warmups.

Let’s Get Weird goes to end their five road trip with a three game winning streak next week against the uptown hippies from NYC Smoke 2. The limited edition 2009 Day Camp 4 Game Package lottery begins at noon this coming Wednesday and ends the same day at 11:59pm.